4/18/2011

How would I remove tonsils myself?

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How would I remove tonsils myself?My friend desperately needs her tonsils removed. She doesn't have insurance, and has no money to perform the surgery. Luckily, I'm the only one with enough balls to remove them for her. Do you know of any household items that I would use, or even a schematic of tonsils? Any information would be helpful.

caffsans
your friend could bleed to death if you
tried taking her tonsils out
get tylonol 3 its over the counter pain killer
and have her rinse her mouth with salt water
several times a day

mfs1390034
Jack Daniels. A good pair of plyers, make sure they're the kind with the rubber handle for a better grip. A scalpel for the incision process. And keep a lawyer on retainer... just in case.

Guthrie W
If I was you I wouldn't perform it, she could die if it went wrong and you'd be in alot of trouble.

Can't she loan the money from any friends/family?

KELLEY C
Are you out of your mind!!??

I can only hope that you have posted this question for shock value and if that is the case congratulations. I know I am shocked.
If you are serious please reconsider because your friend will die.

Joy
Of course you know you shouldn't operate on your friend, but tell her to go to emergency at a county hospital and see if they will help. Otherwise, try SSI and Medicaid both who help people with low incomes.

sonomanona
How do you know that your friend needs her tonsils removed? At one time, tonsillectomies were common, but they are now a last resort, because it has been found that tonsils DO serve a purpose - they catch infectious agents before they have a chance to make their way into the respiratory tract. In almost all cases, the modern antibiotics available are a much better choice than surgery.

I DID have my tonsils and adenoids surgically removed as a child, and even though the surgery was done in a hospital with qualified and experienced medical staff, I nearly died from complications.

So you are insane if you truly believe that a person with no experience could actually perform surgery. I'll assume that you are just a "funny" guy. If so, ha-ha. If not, we'll probably be reading about you when you are charged with involuntary manslaughter.

Ziggy
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jjmo35
You don't.

I had my tonsils removed in my 30's, by a highly experienced surgeon. I had a bleeding problem and the surgery had to be stopped after removing one tonsil and half of the other. I continued to have bleeding problems for a week after. There were no reasons to suspect I would have an issue before the surgery was done.

There is no excuse for performing a procedure yourself. I hope your friend smartens up, and stays away from you. She will die. The good news is that you will go to prison for murder and practicing medicine without a license.

eddie9551
=))

Please broadcast it on the web.

If you are serious yuou are an idiot. You will kill her

... Volleyball player
I feel very sorry for your friend... i would definatly advise not doing it yourself...Do you have a friend that is a doctor of some kind.....thats all the advise i have

hope your friend feels better...


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